A List of every Shassie quote

[Riddles of the Werewolf]

I know there's a lot, but if you remember one/hear one you should totally post it. The obvious ones I can think of right now are:

Shawn: "You are so sexy right now!"

Lassie: "I need to get something off my chest."
Shawn: "Is it your shirt? Please say no."

Lassie: "I thought I told you no."
Shawn: "But your eyes said yes."

Lassie (and) Shawn: "You astound me."

I know there is a lot more, but off my head those are the ones I can remember word by word. I know there's a great quote by Shawn about sneaking into Lassie's house saying "we're out of milk" or something. I'll see if I can post it later.

[Antivertigo]

Shawn: "Dude, what is your glitch?"
Lassie: "You! You are my glitch!"

[LyricReilly]

Lassie: Spencer, get off my lap! (I love Shawn's Dazzle and Stretch bit!)

Shawn: So, what's with all the secrecy, you handsome pasty devil?

Shawn: If this is some sort of hazing ritual where we're gonna end up naked in a river somewhere, I'll need to arrange for a ride home.

Shawn; The good news, I'm available for hugs.

Shawn: Good morning, Detectives! Collecting donations for the Policeman's Ball?
Lassie: We don't have balls.
Shawn: I honestly have no response to that.

To Riddles of a Werewolf, I think this is one you're looking for. It's from Extradition: British Columbia

Shawn: Lassie, what does the name Pierre Desperryeeaauxx mean to you?
Lassiter: Are you in my apartment?
Shawn: Please, I haven't snuck into your apartment in weeks. Which reminds me, we're all out of peanut butter.

[badwolfchild]

Shawn: "We're Shassie now. We're Sharlton. We're Spenciter."

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